Dumpster Fire

"WHAT A BADLY WRITTEN DISASTER MOVIE OF A
NIGHTMARE - UNSTOPPABLE WILDFIRES, MURDER
HORNETS, FAKE NEWS, QUARANTINES,
LOCKDOWNS, RIOTS, BOMBINGS, BASKETBALL
BUBBLES, AND EVEN A TURBULENT ELECTION IN
THE MIDDLE OF A YEAR LONG GLOBAL PANDEMIC.
AT LEAST IT'S ABUNDANTLY OBVIOUS A YEAR
LIKE THAT COULD NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN
REAL LIFE.
WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? IT WAS ALL REAL? EVERY
BIT OF IT? LIKE, EVEN THE TOILET PAPER
HOARDING AND THE PART WHERE HALF THE
GOOD CELEBRITIES DIED?
YEAH, FORGET THE COFFEE. I THINK WE ALL
NEED SOMETHING A LITTLE STRONGER LIKE MILE HIGH SPIRITS MARSHMALLOW ALMOND CREATION, DUMPSTER FIRE!"

70 Proof | 35% ABV | 750 mL